Coffee and Code

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks to the other and says, 'This taste funny to you?'

I've been fighting sleep every single day this week, because every time I visit my parents in Wyoming, my caffeine threshold rises quite a bit (due to the fact that they drink, like, 5 pots of coffee a day). Then, upon returning home, I have to let my body readjust to my slightly more moderate level of caffeine consumption.

Saw Transformers on Monday at the new theater in Santa Fe (name slips me right now; way down on Zafarano street at the end of Cerrillos Road). Overall, the movie kicked ass because 1.) It was about the transformers and 2.) There were enough special effects eye candy to make me cream my proverbial design-happy jeans. I mean, some of the sub-plots and, let's face it, the romantic plot part of the movie were pretty weak. This doesn't mean shit, though, when you see a bunch of Transformers (and Decepticons) lay waste to hoover dam, some freeways and a whole city. That was cool.

There was a scene at the end when the leading human characters were making out on Bumblebee's hood. Is this considered group sex? I dunno.

OK, I gots ta go cook some hamburgers now. Later, people!

I've just returned from a trip to Wyoming, so for now I'm temporarily incapable of pronouncing the 'g' in words that end with 'ing'. Git it?

Anyway, while I was there, my brother gave me this really funny shirt having to do with Chuck Norris. The top of the shirt reads, 'Things You Should Know About Chuck Norris'. Here's a few things (you should know about Chuck Norris):

1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He Waits.

2. Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

3. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night list because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

4. When the boogeyman [sic] goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

5. (My personal favorite) If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

These are only a few; there were a bunch more that I didn't post here. He he.