Posted: 11 Jul 2007 02:04 AM
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::: permaLink
I've just returned from a trip to Wyoming, so for now I'm temporarily incapable of pronouncing the 'g' in words that end with 'ing'. Git it?
Anyway, while I was there, my brother gave me this really funny shirt having to do with Chuck Norris. The top of the shirt reads, 'Things You Should Know About Chuck Norris'. Here's a few things (you should know about Chuck Norris):
1. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He Waits.
2. Chuck Norris's cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
3. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night list because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
4. When the boogeyman [sic] goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
5. (My personal favorite) If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
These are only a few; there were a bunch more that I didn't post here. He he.